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Is it a bad sign if I start posting here with a reblog? Probably, but this was funny enough that I thought it warranted the attention.
Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center
This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:
A) I don’t know how to say that.
B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.
C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.
